1. If you could come up with your own “some say” intro for The Stig, what would it be? ‘Some say they should just give me the keys and let me drive without the damn intro!’ 2. How did you get the job? What kind of training did you go through to become such a badass driver? ‘Still learning – I had the best teachers which is to say i’ve raced some big talents and you have to learn quickly or finish 2nd all the time. I got the job by writing to the boss, meeting him and then driving a car – quickly. Quite traditional. I beat the Old Stig’s lap times and got hired – SWEET!’ 3. Do you really have 600 testicles? ‘Yes – i carry them like scalps in my leather satchel from every driver that ever hogged the middle lane on the M4.’ 5. Top Gear or Fifth Gear? ‘Top Gear. You can’t beat a big fat hairy budget.’ 6. For how long had you had access for each supercar? Was it only one or two fast laps or whole day? ‘The tyres can’t take more than 5/6 laps on the supercars and we rarely had spares so it w